( Childe laughs harder than he's laughed in a long while and it takes a few moments before he can breathe again. He can see the whole thing taking place right down to the bird and the stiff-faced samurai of the Tenryou Commission. Maybe they do understand jokes in Inazuma. )

I don't know if I can outdo that one but one time, two Fatui had a camp set up right near the Chasm in Liyue. Well, I guess they'd eaten through their rations or were just bored or something because they both go off to pick berries and when they come back there's a fire in the camp, two hilichurls, and their superior asking for a report. Know what they did?

( Childe waits a moment for effect. )

They gave a report...on the quality of the berries.