[The human kid is staring. That's all right, Vic's a lot and there's a lot of Vic. He does what he thinks is some unobtrusive posing. Why let any attention go to waste?]

Yeah. Yeah, I figured. You need a bigger net for a centaur, but I'd advise you don't try.

[He flexes and even raises one foreleg, the hoof plate-sized and fringed with long white hairs, to show off the definition under the fur. Oh yeah. Totally can get out of situations like that on his own, as long as he's not being drugged.]

Did they get you on the flower stuff too?